The Unofficial Munchies Awards: Best Snacks for Every Kind of High

The Unofficial Munchies Awards

Some snacks just hit differently when you’re high. Texture matters. Flavor matters. And sometimes the weirder the combination, the better. Welcome to the Unofficial Munchies Awards, where logic takes a back seat and cravings run the show.

Best Salty Snack

Salty snacks shine when you want something grounding and satisfying. They pair well with relaxing or body focused highs and help balance out sweetness overload.

Winner: Classic potato chips. Thin, crispy, and impossible to stop at just one. Bonus points if they’re kettle cooked.

Best Crunchy Snack

Crunch brings texture into the experience and somehow makes everything feel more engaging. Ideal for social or movie night sessions.

Winner: Pretzels. Salty, crunchy, and structurally reliable. They never melt, crumble, or betray you mid bite.

Best Sweet Snack

Sweet cravings usually show up later in the session and hit hardest when you’re relaxed and comfortable.

Winner: Chocolate. Any kind works, but milk chocolate tends to win for smooth texture and easy enjoyment.

Best Cold Snack

Cold snacks feel refreshing and dramatic, especially when everything tastes more intense.

Winner: Ice cream straight from the freezer. Extra points if you forget it’s melting and rediscover it halfway through.

Best Sweet and Salty Combo

This category exists because balance matters, even when nothing else does.

Winner: Chocolate covered pretzels. Crunchy, sweet, salty, and somehow still not enough.

Best Absurd Combo That Somehow Works

This is where rules stop applying. If you’ve ever said “just trust me” while making a snack, this category is for you.

Winner: Peanut butter and pickles. Confusing, bold, and weirdly satisfying once you commit.

Best Late Night Survival Snack

For when you’re hungry, tired, and willing to eat whatever is closest.

Winner: Leftover pizza. Cold or reheated, it still understands you.

Honorable Mentions

Cereal eaten dry out of the box. Fruit that suddenly tastes like candy. Anything dipped into something it was never meant to meet.

Final Verdict

The best munchie snack depends on the mood, the moment, and how adventurous you’re feeling. Salty, sweet, crunchy, or completely unhinged, the real winner is eating exactly what sounds right at the time.

Health Disclaimer: The information provided in this article is for educational and entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as medical advice. Always consume responsibly.